Liar, Liar

I hooked up with a guy the other night. After five months of celibacy, I threw it all away. But to my own credit, it was with a guy I went to college with; we have known each other for years. But still, I can't believe all that work of holding back, saying no, being so good.....ah hell, who am I kidding. Here in NYC, I can stay celibate standing on my head. It's so easy. There is such a shallow pool of great available men. Or at least for me. But I am picky. I prefer intelligence, etiquette, good humor, easy-goingness, non-bullshitting..... Whatever.

Well anyway, as we were getting together at his place, I was trying to be good and say no, but he was just so damned cute. And we have liked each other for so long. But then he pulls out a condom and would you believe it, it was a magnum. Now at this point, I was alarmed. Because the last dude I hooked up with that was really that big, it wasn't fun. It actually hurt. Which led me to believe that somehow women wanting a dude with a big schlong is a myth. Because really girls, if it really is that big, it freakin' hurts!! So anyway, we keep getting hot and heavy and then I realise there was no way in heaven or hell that man was going to fill that magnum. That mofo had it for show. Ridiculous.

So of course I went along with it and it was pretty damn good. Which makes me think: was it good because he was good? (Despite the fact that he kept swearing up and down that he'd make me...you know, and over and over. However, I didn't believe it after the "magnum smokescreen".) Or was it good because it had been five months? Whatever the case may be, I'm willing to wait another five or more months to get that kind of roll in the hay again!!