Meow!!

It seems somehow that I have inadvertantly become a cougar. I don't want to be one, but it seems lately that I keep attracting guys that are on the low end of their twenties!! How did this happen? I mean, I don't wanna be a cougar!! What the hell am I supposed to do with a freshly blossomed man? Granted that I look younger than I am, but in my mind, it's not all about looks. I don't know, maybe they like my confidence and wisdom attached to the seemingly young looking face....

I have to say though that the young guys have AMAZING bodies. Now that's where the cougar kind of creeps up. The other night I was talking to this twenty one year old and he started showing me his tattoos and I was like, "MOMMA LIKE!!" Hell, I think it showed on my face because he got a lot closer after that.

Or the twenty three year old I was talking to at work and I flirtatiously leaned over the bar to touch his arms, squeezed his biceps and I swear to god, my blood ran cold, my thighs burst into flame and I forgot how to speak English....I just kind of made gutteral noises between my girlish giggling. That dude had guns. (For those of you not hip to the lingo, guns are arms, not actual weapons. I guess in this day and age, I have to specify because we live in a crazy gun-toting, shoot 'em up, violence happy society.) And he had a really nice smile too I must add. I told him how old I am and he still was hitting on me and asking me for my phone number!!

Now going on the track record I have had with guys my age, dare I become a cougar? I think not. Because if I can't get a man my age who "gets it", or even gets me for that matter, what the hell can a young buck do for me?!?! Of course there is the arguement that cougars and young men hook up for the sex. Yes, I too like sex, but that is not all I seek. I want so much more than that and though it would be fucking AWESOME to go at it with a young man and see how long it takes me to dry his well, it wouldn't really thrill me in the long run.

But hey, I'm not saying that they should stop hitting on me....

: )