Just My Luck

Well it's been a while since I last wrote a post. And that's because nothing has really happened with me since then. Sad, isn't it? A totally awesome girl such as myself has moved out of the fast lane right into the disabled shoulder. Until a week ago when I met a new guy. I have, since the last post, moved from New York City to Las Vegas, Nevada. Crazy change, right? Well I had to leave New York City. As if you couldn't already tell by previous posts, dating there was doing nothing for me. I'd just had it with the men there. Not to put down the men in New York City, they just aren't my speed anymore.

So what does it mean that I met a dude from Long Island out here and we totally hit it off, he goes back after a long weekend and we have been in contact every day since we met? I mean, I knew that was going to happen. Not only do I know my own crazy luck, but I knew that there would be a chance of meeting someone from New York here because a lot of New Yorkers come to party in Vegas. Duh!!

And I think our sense of the time we had together is somewhat legendary because we met in a club, hit it off immediately (of course we were drunk), I go with him back to his timeshare in this gorgeous timeshare hotel, we drink some more, hung out with Mary Jane, climbed into the jacuzzi for a bit, then we showed the bunny rabbits how it's really done. We did this two days of the weekend he was out here. Who could ask for a better weekend??

So of course the flagellation is that we are so rockin' together, but live three thousand miles apart. And we for the time being are relegated to texts, Facebook photos and comments and updates and a few phone calls. And I'm in Sin City. It would behoove me to try to find a long term "thing" with anyone out here, much less hook up with all the vapid bed hopping sluts out here. But then again, that is just a marketing image created by the city to generate tourism, albeit a lot of moronic Midwesterners believe the hype and try to live it. God, it's fucked up...

And my even more moronic self lives here!! Will I be able to find something other than fleeting sex living in Sin City? Stay tuned...